…………………. So I found this little diddy in my inbox today thanks to my lovely sister Hillary. Thought it was funny enough to share. Especially since my life is “boring” you all right now. Hee Hee. : )
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know.
July 27th, 2006
July 27th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
lisa Says:
you forgot to mention that it takes about a century for them to mature!
July 27th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Denean Says:
LOL! Thanks I needed that laugh!
July 28th, 2006 at 1:28 am
Ashley Says:
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh Shanna and Hillary!
July 28th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Jessica K. Says:
Ha…love it.
July 28th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Deanna Says:
That was a great laugh. Thanks for sharing!
July 29th, 2006 at 11:11 am
Maddy Says:
hee hee hee
July 29th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Kerry Says:
OH MY GOSH! That really is funny!!!! And yet….so true!!!