are grown men such big freaking IDIOTS???????????????????????????????
So…….I get this email from….We will pretend his name is STEVE….. today about the hockey game in a few weeks. STEVE is the guy I went out with in Utah. He said he enjoyed himself and was excited I was “normal” compared to the other girls he’s dated (should that have been a red flag?) Didn’t even have the balls to call me and tell me. Had to do it in a freaking email! I am sorry…….am I 32 or 22??? I CANT REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The funny thing about all this….he’s the one that knew I had the tickets and pretty much invited himself. Said stuff like, well, if someone would ASK me to the hockey game he might make plans to come down from Utah for it. BLAH BLAH BLAH…..anyway….here’s the email I got: (moron can’t even spell)
Helo and how are you? I got your text message, I am doing better today. I saw your new picture, looks good. I am sure you will get a few more htis now:) Maybe they will wear a full shirt.
Work is good, just busy today but what can you do. It pays the bills and gives me some extra on the side.
I have thought about the hockey game and I am going to have say thanks but no thanks. It is a nice offer and I hope you can find someone to take, but hopefully he isn’t as hot as me:) Alright have a good day and I will talk with you later.
Okay…..now that I shared that with you I feel better. I am over it…..I just can’t stand people that don’t tell you what’s up. I am such a guy when it comes to this stuff….I don’t like games. And no FREAKING WONDER he’s never been married. Can’t handle one or two dates with a nice girl. Now back to my regularly scheduled no-man (thank HEAVENS) havin’ life.
P.S.
I can EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASILY find someone to take to a Hockey game with me %#$Hole!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S. I AM TOTALLY RAGGING SO PLEASE DON’T HOLD THIS POST AGAINST ME!!! 
March 30th, 2006
March 30th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Erica Says:
I’ll go with you Shanna..I’ll keep my hands to myself and only make you buy me one coke ..we’ll split the pizza and popcorn
And since niether one of us is “normal” there is nothing to worry about there:)
PS…Men stink! (except my husband..who’s watching me type LOL!)
March 30th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Ashley Says:
ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!! Gotta love men and their egos. Hey I’ll go with ya, I live right close by.
March 30th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Hillary Says:
yeah, what a freaking tard. what a loser. what a lame-O. what a hoser. what a man whore. what a wanker. what a bas………anywho. I think you get the point. hahaha! yeah, you COULD find someone else in like TWO seconds. but we all know that you’re gonna take me, RIGHT?! the correct answer is,”yes, of course I’m gonna take Hillary because she’s the coolest sister in the world and the funnest person I know”. BWAHAHAHA!
March 30th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Tammi Says:
SHANNA THAT STINKS! On the other hand I cannot believe your sister Hilary said “WANKER” the mouth on that girl! I am totally KIDDING! I hope tomarrow goes better! Tammi
March 31st, 2006 at 12:57 am
laura Says:
LOSER
LOSER
LOSER
LOSER
LOSER
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
i love reading your blog - you always make me smile!
March 31st, 2006 at 1:43 am
Ryan Says:
Yeah, but that happy trail is to die for. I mean did you actually open it up in Photoshop and zoom in? Cuz I didn’t I’m just saying…
March 31st, 2006 at 9:02 am
lisa Says:
Seriously–you need to join my club, “kill, kill all the men!”
Hey–even my 8 year old in primary the other day said to me “boys, can’t live with them, can’t live without them!” HA My version–”men, can’t live with them–can’t have them whacked!” (well, not without serious jail time) unless you end up in that “prison break” show!!!! But that’s another blog entry!!!
March 31st, 2006 at 11:20 am
3peatmommy Says:
‘thanks but no thanks”???? wtf?! You’ve got to be kidding me!
You’re better off girl!
March 31st, 2006 at 12:22 pm
lisa Says:
I couldn’t leave well enough alone! You should email him–wank off ya wanker–and you will be doing just that for another 35 years and playing with your own balls–oh, thats right–YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!!!!
March 31st, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Jessica K. Says:
ROTFLMBO too! Makes me glad I am married even if it isn’t paradise! I could never date again…I’m too old and set in my ways!
March 31st, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Michelle Says:
Sorry, that does suck. he doesn’t sound terribly intelligent though. You can definitely do better. You are such an awesome person. Hope you have a better day.
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Deanna Says:
And he started out to be so nice. What a bummer! Oh well, go do some scrapbook shopping therapy. That always helps me.