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I reeeeeally can’t be PMSing right now. I have too much to get accomplished in the next week!!! Someone send some anti-depression vibes my way PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

January 26th, 2006

3 Responses to “UUUUUGGGH!!!!!!”

January 26th, 2006 at 6:15 pm

lisa Says:
I can’t send vibes but I’ll send some prozac asap!! I feel your pain sistah!!!! OK–I’ll try sending vibes!!!! Are you feelin’ it yet?
January 26th, 2006 at 6:17 pm

lisa Says:
me again–this is from “you had me at idiot” blog site–if you don’t laugh your ass off at this I can’t help you!

The other day, Jodi and I were driving in the Blue Ridge Mountains, or the Appalachian Mountains, or the Smokey Mountains. I’m not sure. It was one of those Mountains where the really scary monkey people live. Anyway, this car goes by, and it has one of those “My kid is…” bumper stickers on it. It was something like “My kid is student of the month at Squirrel Grits Elementary School.” I don’t know whether she saw a child in the backseat flapping its wings or what, but all of a sudden Jodi just blurts out, “That’s right! Out of all the youngins with cross eyes and webbed feet, mine’s the best!” This is why I married her. You can’t put a price on that.
January 27th, 2006 at 8:33 am

Erica Says:
Hee Hee! Still can’t complain about that..Maybe I want to be pregnant longer. I forget about the nasty side effects of being a woman

That bird story made me fall off my chair alomst! That HILARIOUS!!!!!!!