Eight Words with two Meanings
(compliments of my Sista Hillary)
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-n e-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…. .. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND……
He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don’t know; it has never happened.
She said… What do you call a women who knows where her husband i s every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
August 18th, 2007
August 18th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Shelley Moore Says:
Shanna, I can’t tell you how BEYOND funny this is, and how completely true!
My husband is a total #7 guy, LOL!!! But I have to admit, at least he does change the TP roll LOL!
Thanks for sharing it!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Teri Says:
My husband is a #6. And so are my kids. But don’t tell my hubby I told you…and everyone else. *wink*
August 18th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
lisa Says:
funny stuff! but can we get back to that last post and how much crap you bring to a crop? LOL
August 19th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Theresa N. Says:
LOL!! Love it!!
August 19th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Amie Says:
thanks, I really enjoyed that. =)
August 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Becky Says:
This was HILARIOUS! Definitely needed that laugh today!
September 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Jill Says:
This was too funny - I had to share with my friends!