This made me laugh this morning. I don’t really have to deal with “men” right now so I can grin and enjoy it. Hope you get a giggle out of this too. Every now and then something circulates on the internet that is worth sharing. This is one. And to my male readers out there…….you may want to skip this post. 
Men are like….
1. Men are like Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders …. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars…… Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ……Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds …..They take soooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ……. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn …….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms…… You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps…… Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ……. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
February 9th, 2006
February 9th, 2006 at 11:40 am
Erica Says:
ROFL!!! This made my day too! HOW TRUE HOW TRUE!!!!!!
February 9th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
CDN Gary Says:
Hey hey hey! LMAO! We can handle a good roasting now and then — we do enough of it to you grrrrrrls. These are almost too true for many of us, eh!
February 10th, 2006 at 1:24 am
lisa Says:
Truly funny!!!