Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says “How well can you do?”
“Um. I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua .
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says….
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…………………………Liver alone… Cheese mine.”
June 27th, 2007
June 27th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
April Hall Says:
HA HA HA! That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 27th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Michelle Says:
bwhahahaha didn’t even see it coming! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
June 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Amie Says:
Cuh-yute!
Here’s my cards from last week’s challenge–the quote one =)
http://amiedanny.blogspot.com/2007/06/my-work.html
June 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Jessica Says:
That was great!! Thanks for the laugh today!
June 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Zarah Says:
0_o
*snorts*
June 27th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Teri Says:
Why oh why do I love the cheesy, corny jokes???!!!
That was great!
June 27th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Jonni Says:
You are insane, thanks for the laugh. Good for hump day!!!;>)
June 27th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Maddy Says:
Bwahaha! Too funny.
BTW, snickerdoodles
snickerdoodles
snickerdoodles
(sending you subliminal messages)
June 27th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Meghan Says:
I think I peed my pants!
BAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
June 28th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Kaelene Zapata Says:
Okay, that is FUNNY! Remind me, on Friday, to tell you a similarly funny joke!
June 28th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Beth Says:
LMAO!
June 29th, 2007 at 1:54 am
laura Says:
cheezy - but great!