Okay….I know this week’s freak looks somewhat normal even though I’m not the least bit attracted to him. I actually had another guy picked out this week (since there’s so many to choose from) but after the email I got from the freak above….I just had to share. As if I don’t struggle enough everyday with removing myself from the online dating scene altogether. How would you like to get solicitations from men you don’t know? I know what you’re thinking…….get your minds out of the gutter you dirty hookers. This guy wants me to check out some freaking product he’s pushing!!!!!! Here is the message I got from him:
I love pro beach volleyball too…………………u look like u are into fitness………..check out my site and give me some feed back. I think u will like..www.drmikebean.com have a good weekend.
Take care,
MIKE
Soooooooo……it’s some “Capture the Essence of the Mangosteen Fruit” product. WHATEVER…..Don’t care….don’t go there. Still trying to figure out why this guy thought it was okay for him to solicit me. Besides the ” I look like I’m into fitness” crap! ANyway….I know this week’s freak wasn’t as exciting as Joe and his life-sized plastic girlfriend but I am trying to give you a taste of my online dating world and all the wonderful things that come with it including the freaking AMWAY SALESMAN. I haven’t responded to this guy’s email and I wasn’t planning on it unless someone helps me come up with something really good to say to him I won’t bother. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
April 17th, 2006
April 17th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Erica Says:
Tell him to try his own products for a few months..his current “LOOK” isn’t selling anything..and if he desperate enough to have to solicit women on dating sites…it doesn’t say much about the product or his sales tactics
Then refer him to a site for estrogen pills and tell him he looks like the kind of man who is confident enough to handle a pair of breasts 
You’ll even spring for half 
April 17th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
peggy Says:
How about something along these lines…..
Wow…you look hot in LEATHER….and I heard if you drink MAN-GO-STEAM juice you can go for hours…and hours….okay I better shut my pie hole or you are going to classify me as a FREAK OF THE WEEK!
April 17th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Celia King Says:
I am ROFL with these freaks of the week!!!!!!!!
This is too much entertainment!!
April 17th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Deanna Says:
Erica and Peggy! OMGOSH!!! You have me cracking up! Shanna I have no comment on this one. Just laughing over here!
April 17th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Hillary Says:
haha! what is UP with this dude? he looks like a college professor from England who should be studying in his…uhh…study. LOL! he also looks like he should be saying this, “I’m very important, uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany…people know me. I’m kind of a big deal.” hahaha! that quote is from Anchorman, for those of you who have never seen the movie…….GOOD TIMES!!!
April 17th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
lisa Says:
Hmmm, I’d like to capture your mangosteen but I’m kinda busy right now with a banana!
April 19th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Mindy Says:
I vote for Lisa’s response!!
April 21st, 2006 at 12:28 am
laura Says:
ROFLMAO!!!